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    <title><![CDATA[CHILI]]></title>
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    <description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/3/8/9/7/6/2/1/orig-3897621.jpg" border="0"><br></div><br><br>Time to step back from the "crap you can cook on a bbq" and switch over to "crap you can cook on an open fire". I'm not only an evil taco, I'm also an equal opportunity taco.<br><br>This is a classic chili, I pulled it out of a cook book from 1957 and the only changes I made to it are things like translating "no. 2 can" to something that will actually make sense, and adding an ingredient or 2 that it actually made me violently angry the original author omitted.<br><br>Ingredients<br>1 large sweet onion, medium chopped<br>2 cloves of garlic, minced<br>3 tblsp olive oil<br>1 lb beef tips (pre cut for braising, ground beef will work in a pinch but I prefer the texture of the beef tips)<br>1 green bell pepper, deseeded and chopped small<br>2 cups chopped tomatoes (can be canned)<br>2 cups kidney beans (drained)<br>1/4 cup corn<br>2 tblsp cumin<br>2 tblsp oregano (fresh will make this a lot better)<br>1 tblsp chili powder<br>1 tblsp cayenne pepper<br>optional: 2 shots of whiskey<br>salt and pepper to taste (I use a tblsp)<br><br>Sautee the onion and garlic in the oil for about 5 minutes, until the onion starts to go clear. Add the meat and stir, until the meat is no longer pink, then 2 minutes past that. Add all of the rest of the stuff. Cover, and cook slowly for 45 minutes or so. Taste it, and mess with the seasoning however you want. If it's too runny, uncover it and raise the heat a bit. Serve either by itself or over rice. Garnish with cheddar cheese.<br><br>To do this on a fire, what you want to do is throw the pot on the fire when the fire's built a good ember, and the base of the fire is a bright red, but the flames have died off a tiny bit. You're probably going to have to throw at least 1 more log on the fire while cooking this. My recommendation is use smaller sticks so you can control the temperature better. You'll have to fiddle with it more often, but you'll get a lot more of an even temperature that way.<br><br>This chili is like crack, possibly the best I've ever tasted that didn't involve 3 hours of cooking and all fresh chili spices. The whiskey really does jack up (heh.) the flavor a lot. It's optional, but I strongly suggest it.<br><br>This dish, more than ANY, I suggest messing with. The type of meat, take out the meat, add some carrots, use red onions, try some chipotle pepper, substitute black beans for the kidney beans, etc.... Chili really is a standard. Every chef should know how to make it, and make it well. Every chef, as well, should have their own chili recipe. Just don't be one of those secret ingredient douchebags. Good food exists to be shared.<br>]]></description>
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    <dc:creator>iamaneviltaco</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2008-05-27T00:48:00Z</dc:date>
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    <title><![CDATA[TOMATO DOLMA]]></title>
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    <description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/3/8/9/7/4/9/1/orig-3897491.jpg" border="0"><br></div><br><br>Dolma are a Turkish dish, primarily, although regional varieties exist throughout the mediterranean. They are stuffed vegetables, usually filled with rice and a form of meat. The vegetable (or fruit) varies wildly as well. Common veggies to stuff are peppers, egg plants, zucchino, grape leaves, and cabbage leaves. There are dozens of things to fill these with, but really the only limit is your imagination. Interesting bit of trivia: Cook them without meat and they're called yalanci dolma, which literally means fake or liar dolma. I guess the turkish don't think very highly of vegetarians.<br><br>These are great bbq food, and are pretty well guaranteed to surprise guests, since they're pretty far above the typical meat and corn fare you usually find at a bbq. The variation we're working with today, because I feel playful, is an italian dolma.<br><br>Stuffing:<br>1 lb ground beef<br>1 sweet onion, chopped<br>1 clove garlic, chopped<br>1 tsp fresh chopped oregano<br>1 tsp fresh chopped parsley<br>1/4 cup uncooked rice (not the minute kind)<br>salt and pepper to taste<br><br>Mix it all together in a large mixing bowl.<br><br>Cut into the top of a tomato (the bigger the better, here), being careful to leave the top still attached, and scoop out all of the seeds. Stuff, and add 2 tblsp of water, about 1/4-1/2 tsp of butter on top of the stuffing, under the cap. Put the cap back in place, and brush the whole thing with olive oil.<br><br>On the grill, or in the oven, use medium heat and cook these for about a half hour. In the oven, cook them on a greased baking sheet at about 400 degrees. On the grill? Top rack is better. Open these things up about halfway through cooking. If they look a bit dry, add some more water.<br>]]></description>
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    <dc:date>2008-05-27T00:11:00Z</dc:date>
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    <description><![CDATA[Your humble taco is about to be featured on a cooking website. I posted a few recipes, and now when I get the digicam back and a few volunteers to eat some yumminess (and photograph it) I'm one step closer to the cookbook.<br><br>The taco is pleased.<br>]]></description>
	  	<dc:subject>Buzznet</dc:subject>
    <dc:creator>iamaneviltaco</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2008-05-18T01:00:00Z</dc:date>
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    <title><![CDATA[HOW TO COOK A STEAK]]></title>
    <link>http://iamaneviltaco.buzznet.com/user/journal/2368761/cook-steak/</link>
    <description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/3/7/6/2/4/8/1/orig-3762481.jpg" border="0"><br></div><br>I suppose this was unavoidable. Grill or stove, searing and cooking a steak is exactly the same. Same temperature range, cooking style, rest period, and seasoning.<br><br>This tutorial neglects the finer points of braising, slow roasting, stewing, and a lot of other techniques. We're working on a grilled steak, these tips are only valid for that style.<br><br>*Selecting a steak<br><br>Key. Overall, the first thing you want to see is marbling. Streaks of white through the fiber of the meat. Lots of them, well distributed. The fat will render as the meat cooks, and leave an amazing flavor. There is debate about the health aspects, but we're mainly concerned with taste.<br><br>The meat should be vibrantly red, with no grey on it AT ALL. Firm to the touch. Not slimy. It should smell slightly sweet. For fatty cuts like a porterhouse, you want to look for a good chunk of fat on the outer wall of the steak. Cook it with the fat, then cut off the fat if it bothers you.<br><br>Bone in steaks should have marrow, and fat deposits outside of the main matrix of the meat. Glob of fat on the outside of a t-bone is good. Near the bone is good. In the middle of the cut? Less good. Marrow is flavor, so the center of the bone should have some room to it and a good bit of marrow.<br><br>*Seasoning<br><br>Simple is good. Use an herb or 2 to bring out the flavor, rosemary and garlic are neat, as are roasted red peppers and sweet onions. Let the meat shine, however. Don't overseason. Throw the spice mixes out of your window.<br><br>Pepper the steak, as a rule, but salt? I'll cover that in a bit.<br><br>*Cooking<br><br>So that salt? Leave it out of the initial rub. This is why we avoid the pre-packaged seasonings.Salt on a steak, before cooking, retards the sealing process of the meat. Salt water boils at a different temperature than normal water, and we want the searing process to be a slow one. Salt water boils a bit faster, and burns hotter. So will your steak. That extra heat transfer will make the steak tough, with a tender core. We want a tender steak with a firm shell. Every drop of salt you add&nbsp; pre-sear leads to a nastier steak.<br><br>Rule 1: Don't touch the freaking steak.<br><br>Seriously. Put the tongs down. Flip the steak twice. Once, when the cook line (look at the side of the beef. See the color creeping up? That is your friend. There is a line. Watch it.) Reaches just past halfway up the steak. Salt the steak after the flip. Again, when the cook line disappears and the steak is a uniform color. A third time, after 2 minutes, flip it onto a plate. This is a perfect medium steak, seasoned side up.<br><br>I refuse to teach a rare steak. Med. rare is a minute less. Well done? add 2 more minutes to the final flip. *Always* cut open a steak before you eat it until you learn to touch it and feel when it's done.<br><br>Rule 2: It's more cooked than you think.<br><br>The steak may feel a bit too rare when you take it off the fire, but if you're cooking for a group or waiting to serve it the cooking process continues. What was rare, 4 minutes ago, is now racing toward medium. Meat fibers continue to expand long after they've been removed from heat, and they are sensitive. Hence: don't touch the freaking meat until it needs to be flipped.<br><br>Let the meat sit for 3 minutes after leaving the grill before you serve it. The heat cooks off and the fibers of the meat can breathe a bit, making it more tender.<br><br>Rule 3: Turn the heat down.<br><br>You're not godzilla, and you're not trying to burn down Tokyo with your radiation breath. The fire? Doesn't need to be so high. With coals you want a bit of ash, and a good ember. With a gas grill or stove? medium heat. Meat fibers, again, are sensitive creatures. You want a sizzle to your steak, if it doesn't hiss when it hits the fire take it off and make the fire bigger, but after the meat is sealed the rest of the cooking doesn't need to be so intense. Many chefs advocate a quick sear, removal from the fire, then cooking at a lower heat to bring out the juices, since they can't escape the outer wall of the steak. I fully agree.]]></description>
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    <dc:creator>iamaneviltaco</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2008-05-17T06:05:00Z</dc:date>
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    <title><![CDATA[SALSA VERDE CHICKEN SKEWERS]]></title>
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    <description><![CDATA[A 2 parter for this one. Great bbq food, and it's easy to feed an army with this.<br><br>part 1: Salsa Verde<br><br><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/3/7/5/9/9/3/1/orig-3759931.jpg" border="0"><br></div><br>Salsa verde is a tangy, sweet, flavorful salsa. It's a lot more mild than traditional salsa, by default, but it's incarnations are as varied as it's more famous counterpart.<br><br>Ingredients:<br>about 15 tomatillos, quartered (mexican food section, unless you're in the southwest you're buying canned. If you find fresh, husk them)<br>1/2 cup chopped green chiles (if fresh, de-skin and de-seed. ancho or poblano preferred. if fresh, roast them in the oven on about 300 until they start to get soft and peel them.)<br>1 medim white onion, chopped<br>1 bundle of cilantro<br>1 tsp light oil. sesame preferred<br>1 tblsp lime juice<br>1 deseeded, peeled jalapeno (I use the jarred kind)<br>1 shallot, cut in quarters<br>salt to taste (I use 1/2 tsp)<br><br>Put the tomatillos, onions, jalapeno, shallot in food processor and pulse 5 times. add in the rest and chop until slightly chunky but mostly smooth. Refridgerate for at least 2 hours, but better overnight.<br><br>part 2: Chicken Skewers<br><br><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/3/7/5/9/9/4/1/orig-3759941.jpg" border="0"><br></div><br><br>some chicken tenderloins<br>some wooden skewers<br>the salsa verde<br><br>Scale this as needed, plan on about 2 skewers per person. Thread the chicken, 1 tenderloin per skewer, through the skewers. Take the skewers and marinade them for at least 4 hours in the salsa verde. Put them in a zip lock bag, add marinade, shake them once an hour and flip them over. You want to use about 1/4-1/2 of the verde on the chicken, so you have some left to top these later.<br><br>Grill them for about 5 minutes a side on a medium heat. ONLY TOUCH THE SKEWERS TO FLIP THEM. Don't keep messing with them and moving them around, we're looking for scoremarks and meat cooks better if you don't screw with it and just let the fibers break up.<br><br>To serve, just top them with a small spoonful of the verde.]]></description>
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    <dc:creator>iamaneviltaco</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2008-05-16T23:29:00Z</dc:date>
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    <title><![CDATA[GAZPACHO]]></title>
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    <description><![CDATA[<br>Summertime is coming! With it comes the necessary bbq food / pot luck tastiness. I'm going to start with something a bit unorthodox. I figure everyone would expect me to start off with a post about how to properly grill a steak. Well, that's coming. First, though, I'm going to give you something easy and tasty, as well as refreshing, to take out to that first bbq. Gazpacho.<br><br><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/3/7/5/9/7/3/1/orig-3759731.jpg" border="0"><br></div><br>Gazpacho is a cold soup. Think of it more as a very wet salad. It's cool, refreshing, and takes full advantage of all of those amazing vegetables that are just coming into season. Also, it's a great vegan food, so it's safe to bring no matter where you're going.<br><br>ingredients<br>4 cups tomato juice<br>1 small red onion, minched<br>1/2 green bell pepper, deseeded and minced<br>1/2 red bell pepper, deseeded and minced<br>1 cucumber, chopped<br>2 cups chopped tomatoes<br>2 green onions, chopped<br>1 shallot, minced<br>1 clove garlic, minced<br>3 tablespoons lemon juice (fresh is better)<br>2 tablespoons red wine vinegar<br>1 teaspoon dried cumin<br>1 teaspoon basil (fresh preferred, if fresh use 3 tsp and chop it up)<br>salt and pepper to taste<br><br>optional:<br>1 tsp sugar<br>1/2 tsp (or thereabout) lemon zest (take a fine grater to the outside of the lemon and grate off the yellow part until you've got about a pinch.)<br><br>This one's easy. Put it all in a blender or food processor and blend until it's well mixed but still a bit chunky. Refridgerate for at least 2-3 hours before you eat it. Overnight is better. The longer it sits the more the flavors mix.<br><br>Serve it cold. For bbqs or picnics? Keep it in the cooler under the beer or something.<br>]]></description>
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    <dc:date>2008-05-16T22:56:00Z</dc:date>
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    <title><![CDATA[TOPPING A PIZZA]]></title>
    <link>http://iamaneviltaco.buzznet.com/user/journal/2367841/topping-a-pizza/</link>
    <description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/3/7/5/9/5/1/1/orig-3759511.jpg" border="0"><br></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br></div><br>Mousetrap here. Today I'm going to talk about something that divides people so easily that I firmly believe that one day it'll cause a global war. Pizza. Now this isn't exactly a recipe. Today we're going to discuss the methods one should use when making a pizza. First, and I should mention this for the sake of my good friend who's already tried to beat this over your head, a pizza stone is cheap, and a very, very good investment. Ovens work on cycles, meaning the heat pulses, it waxes and wanes. A stone stores heat and keeps it always at a constant temperature. First the crust. I don't care if you make your own or cheat, like me, and buy prepackaged shells, just be sure its large enough for what you want. The more in the way of toppings you'd like, the larger and thicker the crust should be. Also, don't overdo it with flavor in this step. Mild garlic or other background flavors are fine, but remember this is the foundation, not the star. Thin, Thick, hand-tossed, deep-dish, pan or sicilian, it's all just personal preference. <br><br>Well, before you do anything else, you'll be putting down some sauce. If you skip this step, well, you're making cheese bread. There's the traditional pizza sauce, or you might use alfredo, ranch, barbecue, or do what I do, olive oil and chopped herbs. It's okay to like a lot of sauce, but remember to balance it. <br><br>Next comes a hotly debated topic. Some people would tell you that the toppings go on the pizza right now. Some would say cheese does. Well, there's advantages and disadvantages to each of these, but the&nbsp; the truth is without an anchor, everything will slide off your pizza when your friends try to eat it. Assuming this isn't your goal, a very thin layer of cheese goes on the pizza at this point. Normally one would use a Mozzarella, Romano, and Parmesan blend, but nobody's set this in stone. Experiment to find the taste you prefer. Next, select your toppings, preferrably the smaller, thinner ones, and lay about a third to a half. Next, another layer of cheese. Yes, in the debate of "toppings on bottom versus toppings on top" I'm telling you to be conservative and go for "both". Next lay your thicker toppings like chicken or ham, and for god's sake balance them evenly across the whole pizza. Afterward, another thin layer of cheese to secure the meat or veggies while you're slicing or eating.<br><br>I've mentioned balance a lot today. That's because a good pizza -is- balanced, flavor, size, cheese, and topping. It may sound stupid or corny, but for inspiration, look to other foods and try to turn them into a pizza. Big pizza conglomerates do this constantly, so there's no debate as to whether this works or not. Cheeseburger pizza, with cheddar cheese, cooked ground beef, and a hint of bacon, is one of my favorites.]]></description>
	  	<dc:subject>Buzznet</dc:subject>
    <dc:creator>iamaneviltaco</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2008-05-16T22:24:00Z</dc:date>
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    <title><![CDATA[CINCO TIME!]]></title>
    <link>http://iamaneviltaco.buzznet.com/user/journal/2301111/cinco-time/</link>
    <description><![CDATA[Time for some authentic tacos. The stuff we call a taco here, while yummy as hell, is so far from the real deal it's like using ketchup on spaghetti and calling it italian. The ingredients for this are moderately low priced, but can feed an army for what you spend and last forever. Also, since it's an assembly line, you can fire off dozens of these for a big party with no issues.<br><br>ingredients<br><a href="http://iamaneviltaco.buzznet.com/user/journal/2197431/home-made-chorizo/">my chorizo</a><br>coarse chopped cilantro<br>diced tomatoes <br>diced red onion<br>small soft taco shells<br>grated hard, bitter cheese like parmesan or asadero, must be fresh and not pre-grated.<br><br>The equation here is simple. first, one round tblsp of chorizo as a mound in the middle of the shell. Then, 1 tsp of cilantro. 1 tsp of the shredded cheese. Top it off with a tsp of combined chopped onion and tomato.<br><br>Authentic mexican uses cilantro like we use lettuce. Lettuce is more expensive there, because of poor growing conditions. Also, I have, in my travels, NEVER seen cheddar on a taco in mexico. Even jack is cut down heavily with a firm bitter cheese, since jack needs to be refrigerated and the firm cheeses can be stored on a shelf for a lot longer than jack can be kept, even cold.]]></description>
	  	<dc:subject>Buzznet</dc:subject>
    <dc:creator>iamaneviltaco</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2008-05-04T00:48:00Z</dc:date>
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    <title><![CDATA[FINDING A GOOD DELI]]></title>
    <link>http://iamaneviltaco.buzznet.com/user/journal/2255751/finding-good-deli/</link>
    <description><![CDATA[This came up at random on my forum, so I figured I'd make a little post about it. I grew up in New York. We, arguably, have the best delis on the planet. An argument could probably be made about the nouveau delis that are emerging nationwide, but I find the experience of eating at an authentic jewish style ny deli to be one of the most unique culinary experiences you can have while not breaking the bank. The hallmarks of this style of deli are high quality meats and cheeses on enormous sandwiches. for a decently low price. To be sure the deli you're at is authentic, here are a few things to look for.<br><br>-Halva<br><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/3/4/5/6/2/5/1/orig-3456251.jpg" border="0"><br></div><br>It's a type of mediterranean candy that's usually vaguely hard to find outside of traditional delis and the occasional grocery store. Rather tasty, and with a totally unique texture.<br><br>-Nova Lox<br><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/3/4/5/6/2/7/1/orig-3456271.jpg" border="0"><br></div><br>Screw smoked salmon. I know that's technically what it is, but a real deli will call it by it's traditional name. A bagel with lox and cream cheese is a new york classic, and a deli that calls it what it is will most likely make it better than other places. Nova, in particular, is higher quality than most of the traditional smoked salmon you can find at lower quality delis. Bonus points if they cut their own.<br><br>-Reubens/Rachels<br><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/3/4/5/6/2/9/1/orig-3456291.jpg" border="0"><br></div><br>A real classic deli will pride themselves on this sandwich. Either corned beef or pastrami, swiss cheese, thousand island dressing, and either sauerkraut (reuben) or cole slaw (rachel) on rye bread. The whole is greater than the sum of it's parts, and a real quality deli will make this sandwich better than anywhere else, and brag about it. I'm a firm believer that every style of food has a hallmark that you can use to guage the quality of the rest of the food. chinese have their dumplings, indian has it's curry, italian has it's marinara. You can always trust that if these are done well, the rest of the food will be as well.<br><br>-Sassy Counter Help<br><br><div style="text-align: center;">&nbsp;(You try finding a picture of someone acting sassy behind a counter. I'm lazy, sue me.)<br></div><br>I don't know what it is, but I find if the people behind the counter are sassy and not afraid to mess with the customers, the food as a rule is usually better. Especially for this type of deli, there's a certain type of attitude that you expect from the people behind the bar. Part of the full experience of a ny style deli is going in, being confused as hell about what to order, and giving/getting a decent ribbing from the people behind the counter. Sassy staff builds a stronger rapport, in my opinion, and if the staff isn't afraid to mess with the customers it brings the feel of the ny deli to life.<br><br>-Tongue<br><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/3/4/5/6/3/1/1/orig-3456311.jpg" border="0"><br></div><br>Bear with me on this. You don't have to eat it, but a good deli *always* offers grilled beef tongue. It's a hallmark of the genre of cuisine. I've personally never eaten it, but I've never eaten at a deli that carried it and not thoroughly enjoyed the food.<br><br>That's basically it. If you find a deli that contains most of these traits, chances are you're at a pretty good deli. If you manage to luck into finding all of them, frequent the hell out of that place. The classic deli is starting to be replaced by some of the more modernized nouveau delis, and while they are a decent experience at times, the traditional deli is a slice of americana that's in real danger of going extinct.]]></description>
	  	<dc:subject>Buzznet</dc:subject>
    <dc:creator>iamaneviltaco</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2008-04-25T17:50:00Z</dc:date>
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    <title><![CDATA[CHICKEN CORDON BLEU / CHICKEN KIEV]]></title>
    <link>http://iamaneviltaco.buzznet.com/user/journal/2226381/chicken-cordon-bleu-chicken-kiev/</link>
    <description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/3/3/8/1/9/6/1/orig-3381961.jpg" border="0"><br></div><br><br>This is supposed to be gourmet, but the recipe is so very easy that I'd be slacking if I didn't share. This tastes MUCH better with home made bread crumbs, and is far cheaper, but in a pinch italian style bread crumbs will suffice. This is a very easy recipe, and a sure-fire date pleaser. I'll give you the recipe for just 1 piece of this tasty as hell main dish, and multiply it as necessary. This is one of my signature dishes. Sub 1/8 cup chopped broccoli flourettes for the ham and you have chicken kiev.<br><br>ingredients:<br><br>Bread crumbs (1/4 cup should be more than enough)<br>Eggs (1, scrambled)<br>1 boneless skinless chicken breast<br>about 1/8 cup swiss cheese<br>2-3 pieces of thin sliced deli ham<br>some tooth picks<br><br>So, grab a hammer. I love starting recipes this way. Then, grab a book. A big, heavy book. In a pinch, a baking sheet will do, but I enjoy beating the piss out of war and peace to make yummy food. Take the chicken breast, and put it between 2 big pieces of plastic wrap. Put the book on top of the wrapped chicken, and beat the hell out of the book. I suggest "The DaVinci Code" because I personally think everyone should beat Dan Brown to death with a hammer. Do this until the chicken is very flat.<br><br>Preheat your oven to 450.<br><br>Take your (now beaten to death) chicken, and put the swiss cheese in the middle of it, leaving a quarter of an inch to any edge. Put the ham in the middle of the cheese, leaving a tiny bit of space, so when you roll this monster of a meat log the ham is surrounded by cheese. fold it in half, and pierce it with the toothpicks along the outer edge, so you do not leave very much of a gap. I personally go through at least 15 toothpicks to seal one wrap. Heat up some oil, the type is unimportant, in a skillet. Medium heat. Dip the whole unit in the egg, making sure to cover every inch. Then, dunk the whole thing in the bread crumbs on a flat plate. COVER EVERY SQUARE INCH. Drop this in the oil and fry for about 5 minutes per side, until the crumbs begin to brown and stick fully to the chicken.&nbsp; By now, your oven should be heated. Throw the concoction on a baking sheet, and bake for 10 minutes a side. When the cheese begins to ooze, you know the food is just about done. The crumbs should be a beautiful golden brown, and the entire unit should be solid.<br><br>To serve, pull out the tooth picks. The dish will hold it's shape. Serve it toothpick side down. Suggested side dishes are either fettucini alfredo, or steamed mixed vegetables. A bechamel roux, using beef stock rather than milk, tossed with rice, is also a great idea.<br><br>This one is vaguely time consuming, but the prep is easy as hell and most of the time is bake time. I make this for myself as a snack.<br><br>This dish is hoity-toity enough to have an entire style of cooking named after it. It's simple, but amazingly tasty and impressive. French cuisine at it's finest. FYI, for the record, ham first and cheese second imparts a very dull flavor. Look it up online and you'll see countless examples of this. In my mind it's a culinary abortion. Separate the meats and let the cheese blend the flavors of the chicken and ham. The pic I provided is an example of a WRONG cordon bleu. Cheese holds flavor better than meat, as a rule. It'll take in the oils and carry the unique flavors of both meats. It's the binding agent in this dish.]]></description>
	  	  		  	<category>un dia webing!</category>
	  	<dc:subject>Buzznet,un dia webing!</dc:subject>
    <dc:creator>iamaneviltaco</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2008-04-21T00:54:00Z</dc:date>
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    <title><![CDATA[PASTA SALAD]]></title>
    <link>http://iamaneviltaco.buzznet.com/user/journal/2224281/pasta-salad/</link>
    <description><![CDATA[Always a crowd pleaser. Everyone has their own pasta salad recipe, and everyone will always argue that theirs is the best. I don't really make any claims that mine is the absolute best in the world, but I will say that it's tastier than most I've encountered. This is a bit more of an advanced recipe, and takes some time. You're probably looking at a half hour or so, all totalled. <br><br>To start, we're going to do a variation of my pesto. What you're gonna do is take out 1/4 cup basil, add 1/4 cup spinach, and about 1/4 cup of sun dried tomatoes, 1/8 cup parmesan cheese, 1 tblsp of lemon juice. Blend it as normal, mixing in all of the ingredients at the very beginning, except the lemon juice which you add at the end. This is my version of a spinach tomato pesto alla genovese. It's rather authentic, except that I don't use fresh grated parmesan.<br><br>Next, we're going to move on to my chicken. This can be prepared beforehand and refridgerated, if you don't feel like doing all of this at once. In fact, baking it, chopping it down, drizzling about 1 tsp of olive oil over it, putting it in a bag, and shaking it every once and a while will make the chicken more flavorful.<br><br>Ingredients:<br>2 chicken breasts, boneless/skinless<br>basil, rosemary, garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, all in equal portions<br>a light oil. olive, canola, or vegetable work well.<br><br>Basically what you're going to want to do is brush the chicken with the oil, dust it lightly with the herb mixture and bake it at 450 degrees for about 8-10 minutes a side. Flip once during cooking, and when it appears done, cut it open at the thickest part to make sure it's not still pink in the middle.<br><br>Cut it into cubes and put it to the side.<br><br>Salad ingredients:<br>~1 cup spinach tomato pesto alla genovese<br>the listed recipe for chicken<br>4 cups bowtie pasta<br>1 cup broccoli flourettes<br>2 cups cherry tomatoes/grape tomatoes (your choice)<br><br>Boil the broccoli very lightly. You want to take away some of the firmness but not fully cook it. Maybe 3 minutes. Finish boiling the pasta, strain, and run cold water over it to halt the cooking process. Combine the pesto, tomatoes, broccoli, and chicken. You want the pesto to coat evenly but not be too thick and overpowering. It tastes good warm or cold, but is traditionally served cold.<br><br>The process by which you want to prepare this dish is as follows: preheat oven, start water. make pesto. bake chicken, start pasta half way through chicken. start broccoli. take out chicken, stop broccoli. cut chicken, strain pasta, mix. eat. love.<br><div style="text-align: center;">

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	  	  		  	<category>cameraphone</category>
	  	  		  	<category>cellphone</category>
	  	  		  	<category>mobile</category>
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	  	  		  	<category>moblog</category>
	  	  		  	<category>shozu</category>
	  	<dc:subject>Buzznet,cameraphone,cellphone,mobile,mobileupload,moblog,shozu</dc:subject>
    <dc:creator>iamaneviltaco</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2008-04-20T16:23:00Z</dc:date>
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    <title><![CDATA[FRESH PESTO]]></title>
    <link>http://iamaneviltaco.buzznet.com/user/journal/2223411/fresh-pesto/</link>
    <description><![CDATA[<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/3/3/7/5/8/6/1/orig-3375861.jpg" border="0"><br></div><br>This one is almost criminally simple.<br><br>1 cup fresh basil<br>1/4 cup pine nuts<br>About 2 cloves of garlic, to taste<br>2 tblsp olive oil<br>Salt and pepper to taste<br><br>Mix everything but the olive oil into a food processor and chop finely. Add the olive oil, mix. Done.<br><br>Pesto makes a great salad dressing, it's awesome on spaghetti, it makes a great chicken marinade, you can use it instead of sauce on a pizza, and if you put it in pasta sauce it makes the sauce taste even better.<br><br>A good variation on this is add about 1/8 of a cup of parmesan cheese, and a tblsp of lemon juice.]]></description>
	  	  		  	<category>haircut</category>
	  	  		  	<category>me</category>
	  	  		  	<category>rob</category>
	  	<dc:subject>Buzznet,haircut,me,rob</dc:subject>
    <dc:creator>iamaneviltaco</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2008-04-20T14:01:00Z</dc:date>
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    <title><![CDATA[HOME MADE CHORIZO]]></title>
    <link>http://iamaneviltaco.buzznet.com/user/journal/2197431/home-made-chorizo/</link>
    <description><![CDATA[Let's get mexican for a minute. Before you cry "stupid taco, this recipe isn't authentic" I'll point out my only rule of cooking. Modify *every* recipe to fit your tastes. Sometimes authentic simply isn't as good as something you mod to fit your needs. Always experiment, and never take a recipe as gospel. I've had dozens of variations of chorizo during my travels in mexico, and none of them contained the same ingredients, so think outside of the box. This one is my personal favorite. Again, this is a "no deep secret" recipe.<br><br>Ingredients:<br>1 lb ground pork<br>1 lb ground beef<br>1 tblsp paprika, cayenne pepper, chipotle pepper, chili powder<br>1 tsp fennel, crushed red pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, allspice<br><br>this one is rather easy. Mix all of the ingredients, by hand. make sure it's fully distributed. Leave in the fridge for a day to let the flavor soak. You can either buy sausage skins and stuff it yourself. It's rather easy, just fill up a 5-6 inch section, twist it in the skin about 8 times, then tie it off and cut it. Otherwise? Break it apart in a frying pan as you brown the meat. The 2 meats are essential, for depth of flavor. As always, experiment with the spices to find your perfect mix.]]></description>
	  	<dc:subject>Buzznet</dc:subject>
    <dc:creator>iamaneviltaco</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2008-04-15T23:47:00Z</dc:date>
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    <title><![CDATA[EASY AND CHEAP PANINI]]></title>
    <link>http://iamaneviltaco.buzznet.com/user/journal/2197281/easy-cheap-panini/</link>
    <description><![CDATA[This is a guest post. My buddy Mousetrap has graciously decided to offer his insight into this style of cooking, so you'll be hearing from him from time to time. This, personally, is a FANTASTIC tip. A panini press is grossly expensive for no good reason, and this tip gets the same effect (if missing the stupid scoremarks that nobody really cares about anyway) for basically free.<br><br><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/3/3/0/0/7/4/1/orig-3300741.jpg" border="0"><br></div><br><span class="postcolor"> A panini is a grilled and pressed sandwich,  and one doesn't need expensive equipment to make them, nor does it take  much longer than throwing a sandwich together. It occurs to me that  some of you have never had this wonderful Italian invention. This is  unacceptable.<br><br>A few words on how to build your sandwich before  we discuss the cooking method. First and most important is the bread.  The sandwich is going to take a bit of punishment, so we want something  crusty, something that you can cut a little thicker than normal. Most  of all, though, we want something fresh. This is key, because factory  breads do not work well for this. They are eighty percent(or more)  puffed air, making them a bit too flimsy for the punishment they need  to go through. Fresh Italian, french, or Ciabatta is best. With the  exception of the ciabatta, which was probably invented for this sole  purpose, you may want to slice the bread as much as an inch thick.  Second, make sure that any oily ingredients you have, such as cheese or  pepperoni, are shielded from the bread by something else. With the  pressure we're going to be putting it through, there's a chance that  the oil will leak out or through. it won't affect the flavor per se,  but it'll take longer to cook. Third and last. Try to be even with the  sandwich. if you use vegetables, be sure they're sliced thin. Build an  even sandwich so when it's pressed down, it cooks evenly. <br><br>Alright. Now to the cooking method. Go get a brick. <br><br>Wait!  No! Keep reading, I'm serious! Get a brick, and ensure it's clean and  dry. Wrap it in a double layer of aluminum foil. Pre-heat a skillet on  your stovetop on medium heat. Place the sandwich evenly on the skillet,  then put the brick on top of the sandwich. Cooking time will vary but  probably won't be more than a few minutes a side. Now since we don't  have an expensive sandwich press, you'll have to do one of two things.  Preheat the brick in your oven, or flip the sandwich midway. Personally  I recommend the second method. <br><br>"Mousetrap," you're saying.  "I'm not cooking with masonry." Well, stop talking, because I can't  actually hear you. What you should do is get a cheap aluminum pie  plate. The best way to do this is to buy a pie, enjoy the pie, then  keep the plate around after it's gone. Fill the pie plate with  something heavy such as stones or rice, and use that to press your  sandwich down. I warn you, the sandwich won't be as thin as it would if  you were to use the afforementioned brick method.<br><br>This sample  recipe is one I use constantly. It's a cheap version of the classic  "Italian" sandwich. The traditional trio of meats is cappicola,  pepperoni, and proscuitto. I don't have the money to eat these things  as often as I want. I make due with salami, pepperoni, and deli-sliced  ham. First slice your italian bread three quarters of an inch thick or  so. Cutting with a slight diagonal bias will help you in the long run.  Place a thin layer of ham down first, just enough to give a taste to  the sandwich. Next, fold slices of sandwich pepperoni in half and  arrange as a layer. Top with provolone cheese. Be careful not to go  overboard on this, one slice of provolone, cut into halves, is probably  more than enough for you. Fold salami in the same way, and layer it on  top of that. Spread a thin layer of italian dressing, to taste. This is  the step where you would add such things like lettuce. You're welcome  to try, but personally I never have. I never felt that it needed it.  The sandwich is done when it's golden brown, and the cheese just begins  to leak out of the sandwich. look for little beads of provolone around  the edge. <br><br>Experiment and find what you enjoy best out of your  sandwich. there's millions of ways to make a panini. You may have to  slice or shred some ingredients if they prove too thick. Also, try  using fresh herbs or spices to add flavor instead of loading it with  sauce. The less that leaks out of your sandwich, the better. </span><br><br><div style="text-align: center;">-------------------------------------<br></div><br>An addendum to this, which me and the Mousetrap discussed to some length, is this: It's a generally accepted fact that brushing the bread with a bit of either mayo (less good) or egg white (preferable) before cooking leads to a crisper sandwich. He's never tried it, and I've only used the egg white method to shore up my garlic bread, but like I said it's a generally accepted fact. Take it as you will.<br><br>For the pedants out there, his italian panini is called a BMT, and personally I find the depth of flavor to be surprising, since the sandwich doesn't have to rely on all spicy meats and the ham is a good equalizer. If you really want the extra heat of a full italian sandwich, toss a tiny bit of roasted red peppers on it, layered with the cheese. Most of the flavor from proscuitto comes from red peppers, so it'll have the same bite but with a bit of extra texture. Pound for pound, the peppers are also far cheaper and you'll get more interesting uses out of them.<br>]]></description>
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    <dc:creator>iamaneviltaco</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2008-04-15T22:41:00Z</dc:date>
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    <title><![CDATA[HOME MADE MAYO]]></title>
    <link>http://iamaneviltaco.buzznet.com/user/journal/2171931/home-made-mayo/</link>
    <description><![CDATA[I felt this needed to be posted. Make it yourself and you're buying less random shit at the store. This uses common ingredients, and all you really need is a fork to combine them.<br><br>3 egg yolks<br>3 tblsp milk<br>1 cup oil (canola or preferrably sesame. It's not an infused oil so you'll have to actually buy a bottle of it, but I think it tastes better and it's nice for the asian food we'll get into later.)<br><br>Combine the ingredients together with a whisk. Whisk thoroughly, until fully mixed. The process is called emulsification, and is used to suspend 2 dense liquids in a combined state. If you've ever seen the phrase "lecithin: an emulsifier" on a label, and wondered what it was, this is the process they're talking about and it's chemically done. Ew.<br><br>This is like a 5 minute job, but learning it will enable you to make custards and damn good omelettes. After the ingredients have emulsified, you'll want to season your mayo. I add 2 shakes of paprika (paprika almost always tastes good with eggs) and 1/2 tsp dijon mustard. 1 shake paprika and 1 shake chili powder works too. If you like it a bit spicy, use 2 of each.<br><br><br>It keeps for about 5 days in the fridge. Stir it before you use it, to continue the emulsification process. This is probably a stupid recipe to post, but it's cool to know if you didn't already.<br>]]></description>
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	  	<dc:subject>Buzznet,behind bars,blonde,central park zoo,leo,lion,new york city,roar,vintage zoo</dc:subject>
    <dc:creator>iamaneviltaco</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2008-04-11T04:37:00Z</dc:date>
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    <title><![CDATA[RACHEL RAY]]></title>
    <link>http://iamaneviltaco.buzznet.com/user/journal/2171811/rachel-ray/</link>
    <description><![CDATA[Rachel Ray is the worst thing to happen to my style of cooking.<br><br>I will, for the record, admit that I repeat a lot of herbs in some of my cooking. We're working on a budget, and I'd rather reuse a few ingredients and teach you to work around common herbs, rather than making you buy wierd shit every time I post a recipe. Some of mine call for a special purchase, but stuff like chicken broth will cost you a dollar so I don't mind suggesting it for a dish, and worse comes to worst you can use boullion. Rachel Ray is a different breed of creature, and she casts a bad light on every chef trying to do the "quick and simple" cooking style.<br><br>First off, her 30 minute meals don't take 30 minutes. She neglects to mention prep. My meals, when I don't warn that they're time consuming, take 20 minutes or less. My cream sauces can be cooked while boiling the water and cooking the pasta. Her dishes can take over an hour considering the chop time, and she uses creative cuts to hide the prep and long cook times for her meals. As well, some of the things she suggests (chicken comes to mind), if cooked as long as she says, will guarantee you a significant risk of salmonella poisoning. She doesn't teach touch done-ness (I'll get into that) or tell anyone to cut open the meat to make sure it's well cooked. ALWAYS DO THIS IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE TOUCH SCALE FOR MEAT DONENESS.<br><br>Secondly, her recipes are ill-inspired and nasty looking. She over-seasons, and she has no flair for plating. She throws fresh basil around like it's candy. I don't know about you, but when I'm cooking quick and on a budget, destroying my dishes with a big pile of fresh basil is the last thing on my mind. Also, we feast with our eyes first, our noses second, and our mouths actually take a back seat to the rest of the senses. What makes a gourmet restaurant exactly that is the fact that they know a beautiful, artfully created dish tastes better by default than the same dish made with no taste for aesthetics. There's a reason the 5 star restaurants use small dots of sauce to accent the plate, and build it like a sculpture. If it looks like art, it makes you subconsciously taste it as such.<br><br>Third: She has terrible kitchen hygeine. She'll use the same (unwashed) utensils to place and flip raw chicken as it cooks. Combine that with her lack of ability to teach people to guage meat doneness or cut open the meat to make sure it's safe, and she's a goddamn menace. Cook like her, and you'll get people sick. As a professional cook, I cannot abide her unprofessional demeanor when it comes to cross-contamination. It's simply inexcusable.<br><br>Fourth: If you admit to no professional training and say you burn toast, why the hell should people listen to your recipes? The fact that she admits to being a mediocre cook is simply inexcusable. I've been in the industry for 12+ years, working in a variety of styles, which is why I feel qualified to teach cooking. Claiming Creole heritage does not make one a skilled cajun chef any more than claiming Japanese heritage makes one a ninja. I know this, because I'm both.<br><br><br>Fifth: For all of her pretenses at making healthy food, she's fond of the butter and heavy cream. Her overuse of the heavy cream is a strong demarcation for the fact that she doesn't know what the hell a Bechamel *is*, much less how to build a proper roux. As a "Cajun chef" this is simply inexcusable. Gumbo and jambalaya start with a Bechamel, if oil based rather than grease based. To not know how to use one and instead rely on basically a sugarless whipped cream is not only foolish and amature, but dangerous. I presume nobody wants high cholesterol. Her food is a heart attack waiting to happen. I teach cream sauces using milk, and you can do them using skim. I can build you a fully fat free cream sauce using the recipes I've already posted, but subbing fat free butter substitutes, super skim milk, no fat cheese, whole wheat pasta. You simply follow the recipe as listed, but use healthy ingredients rather than broke people food. You'll only increase the cost by a dollar or 2. My recipes are universal, and work with whatever diet you want to follow. Throw my alfredo sauces over steamed broccoli and we're Adkins approved as well as tasty. Just use whole wheat flour for the Bechamel and low fat variants of my ingredients.<br><br>Sixth: She hates measuring but claims to try to teach new chefs. I'll give you guys a vague "until it's a good texture" but I leave that up to you. I assume you've had a tomato cream sauce, and know when it looks ok and not watery. Creamy but not solid. That's a faith I'll place in my reader. She says shit like "use any herb you have onhand" and "I think measuring stifles a cook", while pretending to teach new chefs. I'll come out and say it, that's hypocrisy. You can't eyeball if you have no frame of reference. I tell you to try my recipe, then play with it and expand on it. Find your own style. But I give you concrete recipes to work with to start. The woman can't bake because it involves measuring and she's crap at remembering what she just cooked. Moral of the story is if I made you a dish once, I could recreate it perfectly, from memory. Her hatred of recipes means she's inconsistent, at best, and nothing will taste the same twice. In the world of food, this is a cardinal sin. If you like a dish I've made, and the next time I was too heavy handed with the cumin, I've made a different dish. Would you go to a restaurant that you couldn't trust the consistency of the meals? If a chef decided to add a bit of extra spice that wasn't there the last time? Or do you prefer a restaurant that is always good, because they're following a set plan? I eyeball spices based on the size of the dish I'm making, but I'm sure many of my readers who've had my food will attest that my cuisine is consistent to a fault. When I experiment with a dish, I do so in my free time, and I warn people of this. "A few swirls around the pan" is not a fucking measure. Half a palm of herbs, to Shaq, would kill any dish.<br><br>Not to mention her complete inability to understand how to cook with alcohol, the fact that she doesn't do a simple wikipedia search for the proper name for her dishes, and the fact that she has no professional training.... yeah. Do not listen to this woman.<br><br>For the record, I don't envy her money and I don't give a shit about her fame. She makes money and fame by teaching terrible cooking habits to a new generation of craptastic chefs that should be watching Emeril or Bobby Flay. I wouldn't want that money, since she's contributing to the lardass America. I've made good money in the field, and I truly enjoy cooking, so I don't feel that my talents are going to waste. There is no envy in this post, only disgust.<br><br>If you appreciate my tips, at all, do yourself a favor. Do not take her recipes seriously. I don't watch the show, so I won't comment on her on-air personality. But her recipes are bland, uninspired, and potentially hazardous.<br><br>Before you point out, as I would, that she won an iron chef showdown, I'll point out that she was working with Mario freaking Batali, who's a genius. A blind retard could win with him in their corner, and for someone who espouses the 30 minute meal she was sure freaked out at an hour spread, even with a kitchen full of sous chefs.<br>]]></description>
	  	<dc:subject>Buzznet</dc:subject>
    <dc:creator>iamaneviltaco</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2008-04-11T03:38:00Z</dc:date>
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    <title><![CDATA[HOT ITALIAN SAUSAGE IN A TOMATO CREAM SAUCE]]></title>
    <link>http://iamaneviltaco.buzznet.com/user/journal/2147711/hot-italian-sausage-tomato-cream/</link>
    <description><![CDATA[This just flew out today, I had it a little while ago, and I feel the
urge to share it. Afterward, I'm going to move away from the cream
sauce style cooking for a little while, since I think I've covered all
of the basics after this point.<br>
<br>
The cooking secret I'm going to impart today is a pretty fun one. You
can use meat as part of the oils for the bechamel. You'll have to
really kinda feel out how much fat or grease your meat is going to put
out, there's no tried and true rule, but as you get used to working
with different types of meat you'll find yourself automatically
compensating for the extra fat. This is also a primer to the last step
of working with a cream sauce we'll cover for a while, until I decide
to go all thai cuisine on you all. Tomato cream sauces. If you want to
make a basic tomato cream sauce, take out 1 tblsp of flour, and the
meat. simple?<br>
<br>
ingredients:<br>
1 tsp chopped garlic, oregano, basil, thyme, crushed red peppers<br>
1/2 tsp chipotle pepper (I like the smoky flavor, but you can sub cayenne if you wish), and paprika<br>
about 1/2 lb hot italian sausage. Patties are preferable, but you can also pull the skin off of the links if you wish<br>
2 tblsp butter<br>
3 tblsp flour<br>
3 cups milk<br>
1 small can tomato paste<br>
about 1/4 c powdered romano cheese<br>
optional: about 1/8 c chopped mozzarella<br>
<br>
Ok, so what you're going to do is take the sausage and put it in the
pan on medium heat. Break it up into bite sized pieces as it begins to
cook. once it's broken up a good bit, add the butter and all of the
herbs but the basil and oregano. Melt the butter. Add the flour. Cook
for about 4 minutes or so (noticing a pattern here?) and add all of the
milk, basil, oregano. Cook for another 4-5 minutes, stirring pretty
frequently, making sure the flour is well mixed. The sauce will be
thin, but a pleasing orange. Add the tomato paste and break down until
it's fully mixed. slowly add the romano and mix, and cook for another
few minutes. The sauce should be pretty darn thick after like 5
minutes. If not, melt in a bit more cheese. As for the optional part,
use the mozzarella as well as the 1/4 c. Melt it FULLY. It adds subtle
depth to the dish, but isn't needed. Once it's a good texture, serve it
over either a filled pasta (I recommend against beef ravioli. It'll
clash. Spinach tortellini would be a nice surprising flavor bomb, but
cheese is probably the best.) or a thicker hearty pasta like penne or
ziti.<br>
<br>
If you want to jump this dish up from tasty to insane, right as you
begin to finish the sauce fire up the oven to about 450-500. Grab an
oven safe (single serving) dish and mix this with some pasta, being
thick with the sauce and undercooking the pasta by about a minute or 2.
Throw some shredded mozzarella on top of the dish, and bake it until
the mozzarella is fully melted and the edges of the cheese are a nice
golden brown. Should be like 5 minutes. Pull it out, and sprinkle some
parsley on top of it. Seriously, you have no idea how tasty this really
is.<br>
<br>
And now, we're going to move onto slightly lighter food. I think I've
covered the cream sauce to it's fullest, and barring any random
experiments I have with favorable results, I'll change the style of my
recipes for a little while.<br>]]></description>
	  	<dc:subject>Buzznet</dc:subject>
    <dc:creator>iamaneviltaco</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2008-04-06T21:29:00Z</dc:date>
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    <title><![CDATA[INFUSED OIL]]></title>
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    <description><![CDATA[Ok, guys. Simple tip. It's vaguely tied into my last post. I want you to all do me a favor, right now. Go to your pantry. I want you to take all of your special oils, garlic oil and rosemary oil etc.... and throw them out of your window. Go ahead, I'll wait.<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>There, now wasn't that satisfying? What? You hit the neighbor?<br><br>I will make you all this vow, right now, that if I hear any of my readers went out and bought some expensive flavored oil (and I'm not talking stuff like sesame oil that's made from the plant, I'm talking about the stuff that's flavored like it) I will personally come over to your house and spill my yummy taco innards all over your freaking couch. Seriously, cut it out. Instead, what you do is this.<br><br>Take some very mild oil, like an extra virgin olive or a canola oil. Grab a head of garlic. peel it, throw it in the food processor and give it a decent coarse chop. you want big pieces. Take a separate container or bottle (DAMMIT! I should have had you throw the hoity toity oils down the sink and save the bottle. Live and learn.) and put the oil in it, then add the garlic. Put a cap on it, and stick it in your cupboard for a few weeks. use, but be sure to keep the garlic in the bottle (use a fork when you're pouring it or something.) and as it starts to deplete, replace the oil. If you notice the taste or smell diminishing, add more garlic. You can do the same with strips of peppers, or just about any vegetable you've ever heard of having an oil flavored like. The oil's a remarkable preservative, so this method will make oils that last for months and months, with WAY better flavor than the pre-bottled stuff.<br><br>For herbed oils it's even easier. My favorite is a basil rosemary oil. I use extra virgin olive oil and add a big helping of fresh basil and rosemary. When you pour it, pull the sticks out of where you poured it and put them back in the bottle.<br><br>Using this technique it's possible to replicate really REALLY expensive oils for a fraction of the price. My basil rosemary oil takes a few weeks to properly season, but when you do get them fully cultured they'll blow any pre-made oils out of the water.<br><br>Seriously, what the hell. <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Flavor-Infused-Extra-Virgin-Olive/dp/B00111JLRU/ref=sr_1_16?ie=UTF8&amp;s=gourmet-food&amp;qid=1207539754&amp;sr=1-16">60 bucks for a flavored oil gift set?!?</a> Granted, counting s+h, but still! You can make this at home for maybe 15 bucks, if you buy the extra virgin olive oil in bulk. Infuse the oil for a month or 2, pour it through a strainer into a new container (paint or print the labels yourself for extra fun) and voila. Herb infused oil.]]></description>
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    <dc:creator>iamaneviltaco</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2008-04-06T20:48:00Z</dc:date>
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    <title><![CDATA[REQUIRED INGREDIENTS]]></title>
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    <description><![CDATA[Another request. This one is an interesting question. I have a friend that's moving to her own place in a few months, and is starting basically from scratch with regard to food. So, the question was put forth. "Mister freaky taco man, what kind of food do you think every kitchen should always have on hand?"<br><br>Obviously one could go back and forth about this for a lifetime. I'm omitting the meats and pastas and such, and just going with the things that I use on a very frequent basis, and always try to keep on hand. I'd love suggestions on things to add to this, but it's basically my default list that I tend to follow. Note: I left out stuff like teriyaki sauce. Everything on this list is an ingredient to something, not a full base in it's own right. Obviously play around with what kinds of sauces etc... you keep on hand.<br><br><ul><li>basil</li><li>oregano</li><li>thyme</li><li>parsley</li><li>rosemary</li><li>crushed red pepper</li><li>cayenne pepper</li><li>paprika</li><li>onion powder</li><li>garlic powder</li><li>fresh ground black pepper</li><li>kosher sea salt</li><li>seasoned salt</li><li>chili powder</li><li>pumpkin pie spice (because I use it just about every time cinnamon is called for. Really, any time cinnamon can be used you can never go wrong with a bit of nutmeg and clove)</li><li>a jar of pre-chopped garlic</li><li>2 types of mustard, yellow and dijon</li><li>worchestershire sauce</li><li>ketchup</li><li>mayo (I tend toward miracle whip, but if you decide to make your own more power to you)</li><li>extra virgin olive oil</li><li>vegetable oil</li><li>flour</li><li>butter</li><li>milk</li><li>eggs</li><li>3 kinds of boullion: beef, vegetable, chicken</li><li>at least 4 small cans of tomato paste</li><li>parmesan cheese powder</li><li>romano cheese powder</li><li>bread (I prefer potato bread, the reason for this one actually being on here will be explained in a bit)</li></ul><br>With the glaring omission of seasoned salt (I've got a weakness) I'd fully and whole heartedly suggest staying away from pre-mixed spice blends unless you REALLY know what you're doing. Unless it's from Penzey's (and sometimes even then) they are VERY high in sodium. Terrible for you. Mixing them is even worse, it's a crutch for a lack of cooking skill. You should always know exactly what is in the food you're cooking, beyond "a bit of cajun seasoning, a bit of jerk chicken seasoning, and some barbecue mix". Most of them share common ingredients anyway, so you're better off just finding out what's in them and making your own blends. Your heart will thank you, and you'll find your cooking to improve immensely. I personally like to keep small containers of pre-mixed home-made spice blends in my pantry. I never include salt, because as with most things it's easier to put in than take out, and I'd rather fine tune the sodium content myself. The only exception I ever keep to this rule is if you're using just one, and it's a high quality, like again from Penzey's. A good rule of thumb around the kitchen is always know the difference between a shortcut and a bad habit.<br><br>Now, explanations for some of the stuff that's on there. Ketchup, mustard, mayo, worchestershire can be mixed as one of thousands of recipes. Egg salad, pulled pork, meat loaf, there are a lot of things you'll pull use out of them for on a regular basis. As for the bread? This one won't make sense until you price a container of bread crumbs, then a loaf of bread, and consider how frequently you use bread crumbs. Toast the crap out of a few pieces of bread, put in a blender/food processor, bag to hit with a hammer. Toss in some oregano, basil, onion powder, garlic powder. Mix/beat the hell out of. You just saved a bunch of money on bread crumbs, and if you don't need bread crumbs you can always use the bread for it's other intended purposes. Hell, you can do it in a toaster oven if you want, if you're using the oven/worried about gas bills. I haven't bought bread crumbs in years. I suggest against wheat, if possible. It doesn't get as crisp as white or potato bread, so the crumbs have a strange texture to them.]]></description>
	  	<dc:subject>Buzznet</dc:subject>
    <dc:creator>iamaneviltaco</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2008-04-06T20:17:00Z</dc:date>
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    <title><![CDATA[VEGETARIAN IN PITTSBURGH]]></title>
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    <description><![CDATA[As many of you probably heard, I've been trying out this vegetarian thing for about a month and a half now. Not really out of any insane life altering goals or morals or anything, just to see what it was like. I'm all about expanding culinary boundaries and living outside of my comfortable space when it comes to food, so being the good non-christian that I am, I gave up meat for lent. It lasted a bit longer than that, but I've discovered a very interesting fact.<br><br>Pittsburgh hates vegetarians.<br><br>Now, before you say "Wait, you saucy taco you, my town is bad for vegetarians too. Come on, wouldn't you say "hate" is a pretty strong word?" I'd like to point out a few things. We'll make it a list. <br><br>*Things Pittsburgh needs to understand about vegetarians*<br><br>1: <span style="font-weight: bold;">I DID NOT BECOME A VEGETARIAN TO EAT NOTHING BUT SALAD</span>. Seriously, guys. About 3/4ths of the restaraunts I've been to recently, especially the pub style ones (and I know, expect nothing at a pub but a burger and some beer), don't even pretend to offer alternatives. I'm only doing this for fun, but if I were a bit more gung ho? I'd be rather irritated by this. And invariably everyone's response at this complaint is exactly the same. "Why don't you have a salad?" Now, have you ever tried to exist entirely on salad alone? Granted, you could probably pass a small child through your digestive tract, but healthy? Maybe if more restaurants in this city offered more variety than "iceberg lettuce with a tiny sprinkle of some other stuff" I might agree with that, but I honestly think you burn more nutrition eating iceberg lettuce than you gain from it.<br><br><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/3/0/8/4/2/0/1/orig-3084201.jpg" border="0"><br><span style="font-style: italic;">what has been seen....</span><br></div><br>2: <span style="font-weight: bold;">VEGGIE BURGER IS NOT A JOKE</span>. However, I'm glad my question amuses you, mister waiter. I've had this happen an alarming amount of times. I'll look around and see that the vegetarian alternative is "get the chicken salad and ask for no chicken" or "I think we can take the burger off and you can eat just the bun and the lettuce". I, in my innocence, figure what the hell. The question comes out. "I don't see a lot of vegetarian options here, do you have a veggie burger?" You'd think I just asked the waiter for a threesome with his girlfriend. The look of shock and dismay and mild amusement I usually draw from this... I now know what it feels like to be carrot top's face.<br><br><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/3/0/8/4/2/2/1/orig-3084221.jpg" border="0"><br><span style="font-style: italic;">"Why don't you try a salad?"</span><br></div><br>3: <span style="font-weight: bold;">MALES ARE ALLOWED TO BE VEGETARIANS TOO</span>. More often than not I have people either raise an eyebrow like I just told them I like to have sex with dead puppies when I mention my dietary restrictions, or outright question my manhood. Like somehow when I stopped eating steak my testicles fell off and I grew breasts, or something. That disturbing mental picture aside, come on. I'd expect this kind of behavior out of yinzers, but when 1/2 of my circle of friends is some form of veggie? I'd imagine the rest of them would be a bit more understanding. Besides <a href="http://www.essentialoilcookbook.com/html/fringe-impotence.htm">A study came out linking eating meat to impotence</a> so I'd be careful tossing around dick jokes next time.<br><br><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/3/0/8/4/2/5/1/orig-3084251.jpg" border="0"><br><span style="font-style: italic;">I'LL MAKE YOUR PENIS STOP WORKING.</span><br></div><br>4: <span style="font-weight: bold;">STOP TRYING TO CONVERT ME</span>. This gets me every time. I'll mention I'm a vegetarian, in passing and usually at a restaraunt, and people will either try to tell me how unhealthy I am being (Because I didn't research. Thanks, guys.) or how crazy I am because meat is OHMYGODSOGOOD! I've got a little secret.... Vegetarians aren't usually born that way. We know what steak tastes like. We don't need you to tell us. There is one exception to this, though. I've perpetrated it myself a few times. A secret vegetarians don't want to get out is this: All of them, secretly, miss bacon. Bacon should be re-classified as a vegetable. So, my way of conversion when I was worried about a vegetarian's diet? (because having pasta as 95% of your diet is just as bad as salad) I cooked bacon every time I saw them. It's worked about 5 times already.<br><br>And always, as a rule, the people who try to convert you with words are the same ones who get up in arms when someone hands them a religious pamphlet.<br><br><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/3/0/8/4/4/7/1/orig-3084471.jpg" border="0"><br><span style="font-style: italic;">Have you heard about our lord and savior?</span><br></div><br>5: <span style="font-weight: bold;">FREAKING WARN ME IF IT'S GOT MEAT IN IT</span>. A few of my favorite places are notorious for this. They'll make marinara and put meat in the sauce and not list it anywhere, and the counter people or waiters? they have no damn clue. This is where the distaste for veggies turns into outright hatred. Some places will lie about it, and say no. I've worked for them, I know their secrets. I'm looking at you, pizza place with the tasty damn marinara sauce. I wish I could quit you. I'm not someone that'd get uppity about a tiny bit of flavor in my food from an animal byproduct, but some people are allergic to that shit. Warnings rule.<br><br>I don't know how much longer this experiment will last, it's starting to peter out right now for the above reasons. This is, honestly, a shame. I discovered a lot of very good food from the bit of being a veggie I experienced, and some surprising combinations. If the city were a bit more friendly, I'd probably carry this on for 6 months, but I've never seen a city so hostile to the idea.]]></description>
	  	<dc:subject>Buzznet</dc:subject>
    <dc:creator>iamaneviltaco</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2008-04-02T15:28:00Z</dc:date>
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